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Quick Quiz: What is on your feet right now? No, I mean as far as footwear is concerned. I wasn't talking about that. Please don't mention that again. Anyway, sneakers you say? No, sorry, that just won't do. When you consider the life-changing and body-improving advancements provided by the wonderful world of mountaineering boots, there's really no excuse to throw anything else on your feet.
Not only that, but we're showing you the best of the best in the mountaineering boot world. All of your favorite brands are here! Oh, right, you wear sneakers. You probably don't have any favorite brands yet. Well, these are your soon to be favorite brands. Promise! Our highly specialized Quality-Selector Robots™ have spent the whole of their existences sifting through countless boots, ensuring the ones you see above are of unparalleled performance and quality. Many a robot has lost its life to make sure your boot quality isn't compromised, so how about you be grateful to those frightfully intelligent metal beings, okay? Leather, plastic, suede, fiberglass, and pepperoni, we have mountaineering boots made out of all your favorite materials, bonded with the best in high-tech high-techness. So feel confident in your new mountaineering boots. Some robots picked them out, and I'd be careful not to disappoint them. |