Mens Sweaters

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About Men's Sweaters and Cardigans:

Sweaters are great. That is why they are the only article of clothing that people have ironic parties about, because even an ugly sweater is better than no sweater. That kind of rhymed there at the end. This is probably not the best place to look for ugly sweaters for a party, these are more like the most badass incredible awesomely comfy and really cool sweaters that you nonchalantly wear out to the bar on a chilly night. Then a pretty lady compliments you on how nice it looks, you tell her that its really soft, she insists on touching you. Unfortunately I forgot to mention that the lady is made out of antimatter and by touching your sweater she undoes the fabric of space and time. Then time reassembles and it turns out that the lady is now made of regular matter and she’s totally into you, you two end up getting married. All because you have an awesome sweater.

These sweaters are the best because they are made from the finest materials and are designed to last. Strategic obsolescence is not a word in our vocabulary, nevermind that I just used the word because the point I’m trying to make is that these sweaters are made so well that you may be about to buy a sweater that you someday give to your son as he is heading off to college. He wears it to a party then he meets his future wife. Coincidence, nope. Just an awesome sweater.