About Kids' Rain Boots for Boys and Girls: |
| Kids and puddles have been enemies since time immemorial. Children will jump in puddles at every opportunity while the puddles seek to ruin their clothes. You can make your child into a puddle crushing machine by outfitting them with waterproof and warm rain boots that will protect them from ruining a perfectly decent pair of pants. Not only will rain boots keep your kids neat, safe, and dry, they also make them increasingly well liked by their teachers and peers. Teachers see a kid with a nice pair of rain boots and think “This here is a child whose parents care about their well being, if I don’t do a good job teaching them I might get yelled at during conferences or at a PTA meeting.” Other kids see an awesome pair of rainboots with cool colors and think: “At last, someone to lead us in glorious battle against the puddle people of planet Permamoist! Now we can finally rise up and put an end to their invasion into our world.” Save the planet from the puddle people, buy some rainboots. |