Despite what this shirt design might have you believe, moose don't wear sunglasses. They just don't like it. You should have seen how much of a hassle it was trying to get the moose that modeled for this shirt to wear them. He kept shaking them off. Our designer was getting so mad. He kept yelling stuff like "c'mon" and "unprofessional" and muttered something about how a moose will never work in this town again.