Summer of '86 I went to the water park with Zane. We waited in line for the biggest waterslide for more than 37 minutes. When it was finally our turn the water park employee wouldn't let me on the slide. I was so peeved. He said I couldn't take my steak and cheese hoagie down the water slide. So I ate it all up really fast. Such a waste. I had a stomach ache the rest of the day. Water parks are the worst.