"cover your dome piece like Jerome's neice"
This hat is so MURICA. The OLD GLORY is red, white and blue. I wanted it so bad because i had one just like it when i was a kid. I think it came from the gross-ery store but it was super fresh and I loved it. The seam was kinda wavy and looked like my head was bumpy. When people saw my hat lumps they said that I had mumps but I told them that they were stupid faces because you don't get mumps on your head. <googles it> Oh. I didn't know. Wiki has some crazy knowledge. I could probably memorize some terms and pickup chicks like, "I held his life in my hand. His vestibular tributary; What's your name..."I also got it in other colors because colors are cool and three colors look like a sundae or ice cream float or * i really want an ice cream sandwich so bad right now. Or Thai iced tea or one of those drinks with the umbrella in it. It's super comfy, you can pull it way down low and disappear or *almost pull it off your head so you can act like a crazy person on the subway.