Under the auspices of the recently formed council New Classic is no longer considered an oxymoron. In fact, there have been numerous changes that make grammar and counting considerably easier. Some important examples are here.
- Soap will be spelled Sope.
- There will be no prime numbers.
- Psychics will be allowed in casinos but banned from the buffet.
- Tigers will be better at geometry than lions.
I feel terrible about the product description. There is clearly something wrong with me and I am sorry to have ruined your day.