I’m at the fancy Deli Shoppe right now and there is a pretty looking for a spot to sit. I hope she sits at the empty table next to me so I can strike up a conversation with her. It would go something like this:
Me: Nice boots.
Pretty: Excuse me?
Me: I like your boots. The laces are really nice.
Pretty: Oh, why thank you. Do you want to eat the rest of my turkey sub and then take me out for a coffee?
Me: It’d be my pleasure
So sorry, but only 4 items are allowed for comparison. I blame the gnomes and so should you.
Would you like to compare the products you have selected now?