Based on actual events...
Husband: I'm taking you on a date tonight. We can drop the heir off at my sister's.
Pretty Wife: A date? After five years of marriage? That sounds like super fun.
Husband: It's a salad date. We're going to dinner to have big salads and beer. I'm getting the Julienne salad and a nice pale ale they have on tap.
Pretty Wife: I love you more at this moment than any other.
Husband: But first we're going shopping at Moosejaw. I'm going to get a pair of Dr Bob Banks pants a size too big, and buy you a Jenna Rink hoody.
Pretty Wife: Who's Jenna Rink?
Husband: You're adorable. It doesn't matter, you'll love it. When we get home tonight, we'll try on our new Moosejaw clothes and model them for one another. See where things go...
Pretty Wife: You are my superhero. Let's go.
The evening helped make their marriage one of the best ever. They lived well beyond happily ever after, in comfort. And the salads were great.
FEATURES of the Moosejaw Men's Dr Bob Banks Pants
- 100% California Fleece cotton construction (Heather Grey contains 10% Polyester)
- Approximately 33" inseam (83.8cm)
- White Nylon elastic quick cord Dual side pockets Elastic waistband
- Machine wash cold
- Tumble dry low
- Made in the USA