Listen, we know a lot of famous runner guys, okay? They know what's necessary to perform at the highest level, and outside of that whole training and crazy determination thing, they all rely on one valuable resource: The Men's Trail Running Shoes page on the Moosejaw website.
Yeah, it's true! Big time hotshot runners like Brendall Glippersmith and Chawny Ruddlenoodle. Even Darnek Dabberhoop! Yeah, The Hoop is a Moosejaw fan! I know! Try not to get too star struck over here (we know it's totally impossible). They appreciate a premium curated selection as much as any Joe Schmo out there, and before you ask, yes, three-time gold medalist Joey Schmodell is a fan of ours as well. Ol' Joe is a fan of comfortable, breathable shoes with premium shock absorbing abilities; you could say he's over the moon with the options we provide.
But you don't need to be a world-class athlete like Barry Globberdoop to take advantage of this embarrassment of footwear riches. All that's required is serious willpower and constant resolve to hit the trail as best you can. That's the Flabby Ginblop way, after all.