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About Women's Climbing Harnesses:

I can think of no reason why you should only wear women���s climbing harnesses while rock climbing. These harnesses are testaments to the excellent engineering and material crafting that went into making them. That���s why I decided to wear my harness out on the town last night. Not only were there a lot of cute guys offering to buy me drinks trying to regale me with stories of how they climbed Rangitoto but I actually got an opportunity to do some heroic climbing.

A strange man rushed into the bar where I was hanging out and asked if anyone had a climbing harness that provided comfortable support and was durable enough to withstand a rescue operation. I stepped away from the crowd and proudly presented my harnessed self. The man had accidently locked a pregnant marmoset on the roof of an adjacent building and had no way of reaching her. I attached some marmoset midwifing equipment to my tool loops and began to scale the building. The women's climbing harness worked like a charm, distributing weight evenly and without creating any pinch points. I was able to reach the marmoset, who was quite agitated, or marmupset if you prefer. I was able to get the new world monkey safely down and she had a beautiful pair of twins.

After I was finished with my simian adventures there wasn���t a man in the bar who didn���t want to buy me a drink and tell me how beautiful I looked descending from the heavens with a monkey in my arms. All of this was because of having the best and most dependable climbing harness. Now it���s time for you to go on your own climbing adventure.

 

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