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I know you probably have a lot of questions like “Which wrist watches are Swiss wrist watches?” and “If a man with a watch knows what time it is but a man with two watches is never sure what happens if I get a third watch?”
I’m not sure that I can provide you with the kind of eternal verities that you are seeking but I can tell you that you have come to the right place if you are looking to get a really badass watch. Digital watches, analog watches, watches with heart rate monitors, you name it we have got one that can tell you what time it is. Hint: It’s time for you to get a new watch.
A watch does a lot more than tell a person the time. A good watch is an excellent complement to any outfit and is a great tool for raking in lots of compliments. Most watches also include a stopwatch feature so you can have races and measure how far away a thunderstorm is to your hearts content.
We even have a couple of watches that we bought surplus from MI6, one was used by James Bond himself and fires both a laser and a grappling hook. They tend to sell out fast though so you may have to keep checking back for them. Another awesome timepiece that we have is one of those science fiction watches that can actually freeze time, I won’t say exactly which of the watches is capable of chronostasis but I will say that I had an excellent time last week freezing everyone and then rearranging them in awkward and occasionally lewd poses.