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Patagonia Shorts

I hate bathroom attendants. I can wash my own hands; I don't need assistance or creepy bottles of perfume. If I wanted to smell like I saw a bathroom attendant, I would shop at one of those knock off perfume kiosks at the mall.

This is Moosejaw and there are no bathroom attendants. There are shorts. Specifically, Patagonia shorts and lots of em. Shorts say a lot about a person. They can be too short and too long. They can be too baggy or too tight. Shorts can be defining. I would like to take this opportunity to voice my strong opinion that men should never wear denim shorts. They should, however, wear Patagonia shorts. In fact, everyone should wear Patagonia shorts.

Patagonia features a wide array of shorts. My favorites are the Patagonia multi-use shorts. Ladies, these technical shorts are amazingly comfortable. They come in super cute colors and patterns, and are ultra- light. If technical shorts aren't your thing try the Women's Borderless Shorts. These shorts are not too short, not too long, and recycled. I heard somewhere that Patagonia shorts go great with a nice bottle of pinot noir.

In the Patagonia men's department, there is a large variety of shorts for an equally large variety of activities. For example, the Patagonia Men's Wavefarer Board Shorts which are made from a lightweight, quick-drying, recyclable nylon. These Patagonia men's shorts are perfect for any water sport. The Patagonia Men's Compound Cargo Shorts are perfect for everyday use or for camping or trekking.

Patagonia makes shorts for the little ones in your life, as well. Like the Patagonia Baby Baggies, These super lightweight shorts are perfect for hot summer fun and they come in great bring patterns. What's even better is the baby Patagonia shorts are cut specifically to accommodate diapers to make life a little easier on everyone. For the not-so-little little one Patagonia offers board shorts for boys and girls in addition to baggies in kid's sizes.

 

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