Men's Hiking and Outdoor Pants
About Men's Pants and Trousers:
Some of history’s greatest heroes have worn pants. Teddy Roosevelt, Santa Claus, the guy who played Norm on cheers, all great men, all wore pants. The only one of my heroes who doesn’t wear pants is bigfoot, and we aren’t entirely sure that he doesn’t wear them.
The only thing that is more satisfying than finding the perfect pair of pants that fits you just right is finding a monocle that can rest easily on your eye. Speaking of easy on the eyes, you are going to look so awesome in these pants. Mens pants have other responsibilities than just looking great. You need to get a pair of pants that is as rugged, durable and tough as you. I love a pair with extra deep and durable pockets, the kind that won’t get holes in them no matter how many times you shove your keys in them. While I’m on the topic of the unsung glory of pockets I think its important to give a shout out to zippers. They are a little more dangerous than button flys but they are a really nifty invention, and all of the zippers on these pants are awesome. I personally go into the warehouse late at night and repeatedly zip and unzip everything just to make sure that they are working.
These right here are some of the best pants on the internet. I just got a compliment on my pants this morning. A young lady was all like, “Oh hey there I like your pants” and I was all like “Its whats on the inside that counts.”
Pants. They give you the confidence to say cheeky things to women.