Snowboard boots are essential pieces of equipment for snowboarding, but that doesn’t mean that they can’t be fun. I am wearing snowboard boots while I write this and it’s the most fun I’ve had in weeks. Your boots should be like good parent, providing support as well as structure so that you can get the most out of life. Boots will never sell your vintage video games after you go away to college though, so they may be better than parents. I wonder if Bruce Wayne would have become Batman if someone gave him an awesome pair of snowboard boots in lieu of having parents. Probably, but he would have been a Batman that wears really neat boots.
Snowboarding boots should also be waterproofed and insulated so your feet will be nice and cozy even when you are tearing down a mountain of ice. Also it’s important to pick a pair of boots that will look nice when you head to the warming house for a tasty beverage. How about some hot spiced cider? Delicious. Ideally your boots should be so cool that you don’t even have to demonstrate any snowboarding skill before people start crowding around you asking for your autograph and offering you sponsorships and a daytime talk show position. “No thanks” You’ll say and head off to go do a little more boarding before it gets too late in the day. People will gasp and faint as you walk by, all because you have such awesome snowboarding boots.