Kids Vests | Boys and Girls Vests | Kids Winter Vests
About Kids' Trail Running Shoes for Boys and Girls:
|The worst part about being a kid is not being a marsupial. When you are young you have a bunch of stuff that is really important to have with you at all times. I would pick up neat looking rocks and keep them in my pockets for good luck. If only my parents had equipped me with a vest! I would have so many more rocks in my collection by now. |
Vests are great because they keep you warm, give your arms full range of motion and, most importantly, they have pockets! Pockets on your chest basically makes you into a marsupial, without the awkwardness of having your pockets being lined with mucus. If I were a kid again and I had a vest I think I would keep sugar gliders in it, but I would have to get a vest with at least two pockets because sugar gliders like to have friends.
This talking about small mammals in pockets reminds me of one of my favorite activities when I was in middle school. I had just seen the movie “The Beastmaster” so I decided it would be a really good idea to take both of my ferrets to school and let them hang out inside my jacket. Long story short, the only teachers who noticed just thought I was eccentric and all of the kids who saw thought I was cool but strange. So yeah, get your kid a vest and some sugar gliders and watch their popularity soar.