About Kids' Trail Running Shoes for Boys and Girls:
The worst part about being a kid is not being a marsupial. When you are young you have a bunch of stuff that is really important to have with you at all times. I would pick up neat looking rocks and keep them in my pockets for good luck. If only my parents had equipped me with a vest! I would have so many more rocks in my collection by now.
Vests are great because they keep you warm, give your arms full range of motion and, most importantly, they have pockets! Pockets on your chest basically makes you into a marsupial, without the awkwardness of having your pockets being lined with mucus. If I were a kid again and I had a vest I think I would keep sugar gliders in it, but I would have to get a vest with at least two pockets because sugar gliders like to have friends.
This talking about small mammals in pockets reminds me of one of my favorite activities when I was in middle school. I had just seen the movie “The Beastmaster” so I decided it would be a really good idea to take both of my ferrets to school and let them hang out inside my jacket. Long story short, the only teachers who noticed just thought I was eccentric and all of the kids who saw thought I was cool but strange. So yeah, get your kid a vest and some sugar gliders and watch their popularity soar.