Think about it. Kids, they got it tough, man. You’re in school through most of the year, there’s never enough allowance money, you don’t have enough time to play those super cool awesome video games that are just so super, cool and awesome. To make matters even worse: Keeping warm in style? The kids simply don’t have nearly as many options as adult-sized folk, and many brands don’t feel like the need to cater to the premium kid’s jacket crowd. Bad enough you have to deal with that whole awkward adolescence thing, and you mean to tell me I can’t do it in a winter coat that looks good? Talk about a rough break.
The North Face, though? Oh, they are not like the rest of those other phonies. Not only do they have a wide range of kid’s jackets at The North Face, they do them with style. These are the same great coats you’ve come to know and love from The North Face, just, you know, smaller. Your favorite fleece and down jackets have been recreated at a fraction of the size, meaning those hiking-skiing-snowboarding trips can go off without a hitch. No need to let the boring adults have all the fun, right guys?
I mean, we’re hip, okay? We get it. We say words like pizazz, love extreme winter activities and hey, remember when we mentioned video games? Yeah, we’re still rocking all the good ones, all while decked out in our awesome North Face kid’s coats. Good ones like the Mega Malcom Sisters, and Sassy the Prickly Rodent on our Ultra Blintendo video game system. Those are definitely real games that actually exist and totally not made up because we’re afraid of being sued. Don’t be ridiculous.