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About Cycling Tanks:

Do you know what I always thought was pretty cool? When people flex their muscles so hard that their sleeves rip off. How cool would it be to be able to do that? Like, “Whoops man, just destroyed one of my shirts in the most badass way possible sorry you had to see that.” Sadly, I can’t do more than two pushups or take all the groceries from the car without having to rest in between trips. So sadly, it doesn’t look like I will be ripping the sleeves off my shirts anytime soon; my flexing powers are just nonexistent.

I think what I’m going to do is trick people into thinking I flexed off my sleeves by just wearing cycling tanks. Obviously, cycling tanks have no sleeves so my lie will work just fine, no one will even notice. Also, with a cycling tanks breathable, stretchable fabric, they’re super comfy to wear, anyways. This lie is going to go over so well. While I wear my tanks for bike riding as a way to trick people into thinking I ripped my sleeves while flexing, some people like to wear them for riding their bicycle. This is a great alternative, especially since cycling tanks have cycling in the name. Most cycling tanks are moisture wicking, so you don’t sweat profusely while riding your bike. Also, some cycling tanks offer UV protection when you’re riding in the sun. Clearly, tanks for bicycling are a really great thing for cyclists not liars.

Whether you want to cycle or trick people into thinking you have muscles, Moosejaw carries the tanks you want while riding your bike. Coming in a variety of styles and colors, you can get tanks for bicycling that match your eyes or your bike, which ever you want. I prefer to have my bike match my eyes and my tank to match my bicycle and eyes. I am a triple threat in this super comfortable bicycle tank. Look at me now, mom.

 

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