The people around my desk are shooting foam darts at each other and I'm a little scared someone's going to hit me in the head. Little do they know I'm a Five-time Dart Shooting City Champ with the precision of wild cheetah catching it's prey, so they should be scared. This has nothing to do with cycling pants, but in case you hear on the news of a foam dart shooting domination at Moosejaw, just know that was me.
Back to cycling pants, they're the most efficient kind of pants that you could be wearing while bicycling. They're actually the best pants you can wear any time, because they're so form fitting you forget you're wearing pants. As I've said before, no pants are the best pants. But, cycling pants in particular were created to make a cyclist's life easier while they ride their bike. No more will you have to deal with the nuisance of biking on a windy day, chill of the air in the Fall or Winter, or the blistering heat of the summer. How is that possible, you say? Well let me tell you how: bike pants are wind resistant, making you more aerodynamic while riding; moisture wicking, so you don't feel all sweaty and gross while riding; and are made with breathable fabric, which allows for awesome temperature control. The bike lane will turn into a fashion runway, as you model your awesome bicycling pants for everyone. You can look for me in the nearest bush taking paparazzi pics of you for the full experience.
So, if you want some awesome bike pants to aid you on your bicycling adventures, you are on the right page. Moosejaw has so many different styles and colors of bicycling pants, you will probably go insane trying to figure out which ones you want. Plus, to make it extra hard, Moosejaw added some moisture wicking styles with little pockets for all the snacks you could possibly fit in skin-tight pants. Moosejaw likes it hard. You have a dirty mind. With those additional pockets though, bicycling pants remind me of my hazardously-tight skinny jeans phase in high school. At one point, I might have needed scissors to get those damn skinny jeans off, but don't worry all breathable styles are completely stretchable. You probably won't have that problem, well at least I hope not.