x
Shop by Category
 
View Per Page: 24 

 

About Belay and Rappel Devices:

Belay and ascending devices are some of my favorite utilities for reaching new heights. My all time favorite tool for getting to the top of a mountain is a jetpack but that involves less physical effort than climbing and sometimes working up a sweat can be a good thing. So if you want to climb safely, quickly and handsomely then you need to get yourself some of these belays and ascenders.

I have a hard time working if it isn���t towards a specific end. If you are the kind of person who thinks that they don���t need to have a belay device then I���m not sure if there is anything I can do to persuade you away from danger. Maybe you���ll rethink your decisions in safety equipment if I point out that there are going to be some really awesome inventions that our secret alien overlords are going to allow us to have. First of them is the 4D printer, it creates miniature alternate realities. Maybe you can use it to make a reality where you already have all of the rock climbing ascending gear that you need.

Another really awesome invention that you are going to miss out on if you don���t get the right safety gear is the ABBA cannon. It turns any and all matter into a fully functioning Swedish pop band. Sure, being able to hear Fernando at any time at any place may not be as useful as a climbing aider but it may give you the impetus you need to take care to protect yourself so you can make it into an awesome future.

 

MY CART

 

Your Cart is Empty.
START SHOPPING

(Walter Sobchak: "You want a toe?
I can get you a toe, believe me.
There are ways, Dude.")

0 items      Subtotal: $0.00
Checkout View/Edit Cart

x

FREE $10 Coupon  just for taking a Survey.      Details           |           New Moosejaw For Summer



DETAILS and RULES Here are the fun rules about the $10 Survey Coupon thing, bullet point style.
  • The code is only valid with the email address provided at the end of the survey.
  • You can only take the survey until June 7th. So snap to.
  • The $10 coupon is valid on items over $25 and expires June 30, 2015
  • The coupon is good for in-stock items only and isn't valid for prior purchases.
  • The coupon excludes all Patagonia Full priced items and gift cards.
  • Rewards points are cut in half for orders placed with the survey coupon.
  • It's just one coupon per customer and coupon cannot be combined with other offers.
  • Sorry for being so mean about everything.