You have to have a really sweet bike in life. Like a really sick bicycle that you can take off really rad jumps with and do sick tricks with -- a bicycle Napoleon Dynamite would be proud of. Not Napoleon Bonaparte, but Napoleon Dynamite from one of the funniest movies ever made. I’m not afraid to make that statement, because 100% of all people around the world agree with me.
In order to do sick bicycle tricks off a wooden plank placed strategically on top of two cement blocks, you need to be comfortable. The number one rule in bike comfort (that I just made up) is protect the booty, and the best way to protect the booty is to get a super comfortable seat. A super comfortable bike seat is two things: soft, yet firm. The softness of the bicycle seat is so that your butt is comfortable and you don’t feel like you’ve been sitting on a bike for 3 hours; the firmness of the bicycle seat is to help reduce pressure peaks, so you don’t feel the rough points as harshly. Protecting the booty -- Moosejaw’s secret slogan.
Of course, Moosejaw has a wide variety of bike saddles that will suit whatever your heart (or butt) desires. If you’re a mountain biker, you should definitely check out the mountain bike seats we have, which some come custom with a twin-bar design. For road bikers, Moosejaw carries special road bike seats that are just special towards the rigors of riding a road cycling bike. You’re going to have a lot of fun going through the our collection of bicycle saddles, because it’s like cycling seat wonderland. Technically, that makes Moosejaw like Willy Wonka, but I prefer to be the Gene Wilder Willy Wonka, not the creepy Johnny Depp one. They were both kind of creepy, if you think about it.
Anyway, Moosejaw has a lot of cycling seats and you should definitely check them out. Plus, I don’t recommend riding a bicycle without a comfortable bicycle saddle because that’s just asking for a whole lot of trouble. Trust me, I’m a butt expert; just call me Tina Belcher from “Bob’s Burgers.”