Alright, here’s the deal. You can keep a secret, right? Oh, you can’t? Ugh. Well fine, I’m not going to tell you about this great Arcteryx jackets sale. Nope, we’ve not going to mention a single word about it.
Definitely not going to clue you in to the fact that we have dozens of different premium Arcteryx jackets, available at incredibly, totally, ridiculous prices. Clearance and sale type prices even, which makes sense, considering this is totally a sale. But we aren’t telling you about that, remember?
Are jackets made for maximum performance on a ski slope available? Will there be coats that are killer at protecting you from the rain? Will there be an unreal level of color selections, second only to the wide variety of different jackets and coats on display and ready to be had at an unbelievable discount? That’s hard to say, because we can’t tell you.
Oh, they’re all listed all over this page, directly above this text? And it’s not a secret at all? Well, we’re embarrassed. Don’t tell anyone about this, okay?