So, as usual with VFFs, these come in your choice of misogyny magenta, we-hate-women-watermelon, or orange you glad you've got a penis. I went with pink and gray/black because it made me want to stab myself in the uterus the least.Likes: Super minimal, nice true-to-size fit in the length and overall width. In spite of the above and below, I do actually recommend them, especially if you like Easter candy, My Little Pony, and being a pretty pretty princess.Kvetches: Did I mention that Vibram thinks all women have a mental age (and corresponding color preferences) of six? Why not include some glitter stickers in the box? At least there aren't any f*cking flowers on them (yet). Also, the upper is very roomy on my side-show-narrow feet, but not in a way that makes me think they'd fit wide feet any better. It's like a poof of extra fabric that you'd only fill up if you had hunchfeet or got stung by wasps a LOT on the top of both feet. Weird.