The Women's Nano Puff Jacket by Patagonia. Windproof and water-resistant, the Nano PuffJacket is warm, incredibly lightweight, highly compressible and can be worn as insulation or outerwear in cold climates. Through my study of ancient outdoor-performance-wear-ese, I have determined that "nano puff" translates to "little cloud." Who wouldn't want to wear a jacket of little clouds? Nobody, that's who.

DECENT FEATURES of the Patagonia Women's Nano Puff Jacket

• Ultra light ripstop recycled polyester
• Lightweight 60-g PrimaLoft One insulation provides excellent warmth and compressibility
• Unique quilt pattern holds insulation in place for durability
• Zippered pockets: two hand warmers, one internal chest pocket (doubles as stuff sack) with a reinforced carabineer clip-in loop
• Dual-adjust draw cord hem seals out wind

The SPECS

• Regular fit
• Weight: 10.5 oz / 297 g
• Shell: 1-oz 15-denier 100% recycled polyester
• Insulation: 60-g PrimaLoft One 100% polyester (70% recycled)
• Lining: 1.4-oz 22-denier 100% recycled polyester
• Shell and lining have a Deluge DWR (durable water repellent) finish

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