The Patagonia Women's Shortie Board Short is made of recycled polyester. This means you're wearing old soda bottles and unusable fabric. The elastic waistband is stretchy and comfy and ties with a drawstring. These shorts allow maximum movement and the pockets have drain holes because it's uncomfortable walking around with pockets full of water. Pocket sand is much better. If you can tell me what show pocket sand is from you get a prize.

DECENT FEATURES of the Patagonia Women's Shortie Board Short

• Stretch-woven, all-recycled polyester and spandex fabric provides maximum mobility and comfort
• Elastic waistband with external draw cord
• Pockets have drain holes
• Two snap pockets in back

The SPECS

• Slim fit
• Inseam: 2"
• Weight: 4.3 oz / 121 g
• 4.7-oz 93% all-recycled polyester/7% spandex

This product can only be shipped within the United States. Please don't hate us.