Get 2 Moosejaw Short Sleeve Tees for $40. Just add 2 full-priced tees to your cart to get the deal - no need for a promo code. In fact, if you use a code, the deal won't apply. So there. The deal is NOT good at Moosejaw Rewards. Sorry about that part.
I remember playing a giant red box in kindergarten.
I recall watching a tadpole turn into a frog in first grade.
In second grade I protested having to learn cursive.
I was in a split class in third and fourth grade. I'm not positive what that means but I'm certain it messed me up.
I was co-captain of the safeties in fifth grade and kissed Nancy Jo on the lips in her basement while listening to a Duran Duran song.
Why is this so important? Well, before you assume this is simply more frantic Moosejaw bantering, please consider your own elementary school. Then and only then can you really determine whether or not you can get the Veruca Salt. Let's take that even one step further... do you even deserve the Veruca Salt?
If you order the Veruca Salt and you know what movie we got the name from I'll add 100 Moosejaw points to your account. It's so easy I almost can't stand it. Sorry for being so mean about it should you not know the answer. Please email your answer and your order number to me at firstname.lastname@example.org and I'll add the points.
DECENT FEATURES of the Moosejaw Women's Veruca Salt Short Sleeve Tee Shirt
- 100% Fine Jersey cotton construction (Heather Grey contains 10% Polyester)
- Durable rib neckband
- Fabric weight 4.3 oz/yd2 (146 g/m2)
- Machine wash cold
- Tumble dry low
- Made in the USA