Under the auspices of the recently formed council New Classic is no longer considered an oxymoron. In fact, there have been numerous changes that make grammar and counting considerably easier. Some important examples are here.
- Soap will be spelled Sope.
- There will be no prime numbers.
- Psychics will be allowed in casinos but banned from the buffet.
- Tigers will be better at geometry than lions.
Why is this important when considering whether or not to purchase the New Classic? For that answer, as the council recommends, you need to look into your own distraught soul. Breakdown any concern for your friends or the well-being of you family and become that self-interested monster you know is inside you.
I feel terrible about the product description. There is clearly something wrong with me and I am sorry to have ruined your day.
DECENT FEATURES of the Moosejaw Women's New Classic Long Sleeve Tee
- 100% cotton
- Machine wash cold
- Tumble dry low