This really happened yesterday:

Me: I think a speeding ticket my dad got made my insurance go up by accident.
Insurance Agent: I’m very sorry to hear that. I can take care of that right now.
Me: So how does that affect my rates?
Insurance Agent: It looks like they’ll actually go up by about $50.
Me: Hang on, I’m gonna go speed around town until I get caught.
Insurance Agent: Really?
Me: Probably not.

These pieces were developed in collaboration with the Moosejaw Humans of Influence Group, a vocal and passionate group of Moosejaw customers who take active ownership of the Moosejaw brand. Many of the features, designs, colors and sizing of Moosejaw clothing are a direct result of crowd-sourced feedback from the Humans of Influence and we were going to thank each of them for their help in making Moosejaw clothing amazing, but we don't really feel like it.

DECENT FEATURES of the Women's Breanna Crnic Yoga Pant by Moosejaw

• 88% Nylon, 12% Spandex
• Double Stitched Wide Waistband with Pocket
• High Compression Fabric (They Said That Last One Means it Makes Your Tush Look Amazing)
• Wicking with Anti-microbial Finish