This thing is amazing it opens bottles and more. Like more bottles I mean. It opens them better than anything I've ever used to open a bottle, from a vegan to a bear, it opens better than all of them, especially my son. That lazy kid won't even open the twist caps, it makes me so mad, I mean I've had him for like a whole month and he can't even hold a beer much less open it.
from The dry part of California...Wait...
A place for keys, a way to open bottles, the other side is a mystery from whatchamacallit. Plus it represents the best retailer in the game. Moose Jaw. everyone needs a place to hang your keys. possibilities are endless with a thingamajig with a whatchamacallit mystery from Moose Jaw
What could we possibly use the other side of the thingamajig for? I've come up with a few ideas:~ open more bottles!~ wrap around a ring that's stuck on your finger and yank really hard; maybe you'll get it off!~ attach to a chain and make a rad necklace that also opens bottles!~ close chip bags~ mark spots in books~ hold keysGet creative! There ware probably, maybe, TONS of options.
"Use it to hang my volt keys and open beer bottles"
Pretty hand, about the only time I have to take it off my belt is to open a beer! Very handy and convient to use as a key holder, not sure if it will make the weight cut on my hikes though and what could I need a bottle opener for in the back country?
Climb a peak, crack a brew used to mean literally cracking a brew. Broken bottle necks littered summits nation wide, and it was becoming a real epidemic. Luckily Moosejaw stepped in with cutting edge technology, making cracking brews the old fashioned way possible on a summit once again. Thank you Moosejaw.