These are the Moosejaw Shades. They might be the best, worst thing we've ever done and you're only allowed to wear them if....
Also, if you run into anyone wearing Moosejaw Shades give them a nod and then carry on.
- You live above ground
- Your best friends' name is Scooter or something close to that
- You've used the word diurnal in the past 3 weeks
- You know how to spell diurnal without looking it up
FEATURES of the Moosejaw Shades
- Lenses provide 100% UVA and UVB Protection
- Made from recycled plastic
- Look so great when you wear them with a Moosejaw Captains Hat