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Moosejaw Naked Towel

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Product Description Item No.   10262276

There was once a time when owning a towel was such a sign of prosperity that people would often wear just that, and nothing else. They were called the Greeks. Here we're offering this towel as your own status symbol, and we encourage you to wear it out and about to tell people as much. If you're asking yourself "Is it appropriate to wear my Moosejaw towel to ________?" The answer is yes. To complement this directive, we've compiled the following list of towel-appropriate places.

  • The bank
  • The grocery store
  • Your brother's wedding to that bimbo, Sarah
  • Airports (TSA loves this)
  • Turkish bath houses
  • Baths in general

SPECIFICATIONS of the Moosejaw Naked Towel

  • Terry Velour
  • 34in. X 70in.

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Rated 5 out of 5 by from my towel can out-towel your towel This towel does it all.,,,,Wet arms? No problemo!,,,,Wet legs? Easy fix!,,,,Is your hair damp? Not anymore!,,,,Covered in dust and mud after mountain biking? Wipe that S off.,,,,Is your small girlfriend cold on a brisk evening around a campfire? In just seconds you can wrap this around their shoulders for instant bonus points.,,,,New 4runner and don't want dog hair on the seat? This towel acts like some sort of barrier when draped over the seat. ,,Seriously this towel is HUGE and is an amazing seat cover.,,,,Provides instant cape when fighting crime with the kids.,,,,It also probably can be used to rappel when trying to escape from prison*,,,,In short the towel is a great towel.,,,,,,*untested hypothesis,,
Date published: 2014-09-28
Rated 5 out of 5 by from funny, and huge Who doesnt love a ginormous towel? I know I do. its great and it makes me laugh
Date published: 2016-03-25
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Free towel! Awesome and huge. Very cute saying on it as well. I love this towel
Date published: 2016-04-01
Rated 5 out of 5 by from thank you So cut than I thought, but ,,Excellent quality, pretty clothes
Date published: 2014-08-24
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Nice Gift I received this towel as a gift and it is pretty awesome
Date published: 2014-07-11
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