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Moosejaw Naked Towel

Item No.   10262276

SPECIFICATIONS of the Moosejaw Naked Towel

  • Terry Velour
  • 34in. X 70in.

There was once a time when owning a towel was such a sign of prosperity that people would often wear just that, and nothing else. They were called the Greeks. Here we're offering this towel as your own status symbol, and we encourage you to wear it out and about to tell people as much. If you're asking yourself "Is it appropriate to wear my Moosejaw towel to ________?" The answer is yes. To complement this directive, we've compiled the following list of towel-appropriate places.

  • The bank
  • The grocery store
  • Your brother's wedding to that bimbo, Sarah
  • Airports (TSA loves this)
  • Turkish bath houses
  • Baths in general



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So sorry, but this item is sold out

You probably would have looked amazing with it too.

 

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Get $30 BACK in Rewards Points and FREE 2-DAY Shipping on Items $75+ w/ code 3KPOINTS.   Details



DETAILS AND RULES Rules for the Moosejaw 3k Points offer:

Here's even more boring rules about the 3k Points offer. It cannot be combined with other offers or promotions, or applied to prior purchases. Offer only good through Monday, December 22th, 2014. Qualifying order value is after any other applicable discounts and before tax, if applicable. Excludes Patagonia, Western Mountaineering, GoPro, Garmin, Suunto, Kuhl, and Marmot, and gift card purchases. 3000 Points will be added to your account after your order ships. Sorry for being so mean.