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Moosejaw Men's Keyser Soze Hoody

Moosejaw Men's Keyser Soze Hoody is rated 4.791666666666667 out of 5 by 24.
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Product Description Item No.   10080722

We typically try to come up with relative obscure movie names for Moosejaw stuff so we can trade emails about movies all day at work instead of working. The movie that inspired the Keyser Söze is so obvious that we’re not going to bother asking you if you’re familiar. It’s The Usual Suspects and, if you haven’t seen it, you should stop what you’re doing and get it right now. More importantly, in the movie one of the characters, Verbal Kent says “The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist." Well, it is that line that inspired this hoody. More specifically, I’m certain that I don’t exist and neither do you. According to Thomas Jefferson, “while fate is an excuse for poor performance our mere existence needs to be questioned every time we fail to brush our teeth in the shower or pretend that relaxing is worthwhile.” While I can’t actually find a real source that attributes that quote to Jefferson, most people find it difficult to conclude that he for sure didn’t say it.

I rarely double check my work but I just re-read the previous paragraph and I don’t like it. I’m not editing it though so I apologize if reading it made your day worse. More importantly, in the movie, The Usual Suspects, what’s the name of the McManus’ fence in LA? If you order the Söze and know the answer I’ll add 100 Moosejaw points to your account. Please email your answer and your order number to me at Clifford@moosejaw.com and I’ll add the points.

FEATURES of the Moosejaw Men's Keyser Soze Hoody

  • Thermal Outer shell
  • 50% Cotton
  • 50% Polyester
  • Midweight for warmth and easy layering

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Gender: Mens
Features: Built in the USA, Hood
Zip: None

Men's Jackets and Outerwear
SIZE Small Medium Large X-Large XX-Large
Chest 37 - 38" 39 - 41" 42 - 44" 45 - 47" 49 - 50"
Waist 29 - 31" 32 - 34" 35 - 37" 38 - 40" 41 - 43"
Sleeve Length 36" 37" 38" 39" 40"
Men's Tees and Hoodies
SIZE X-Small Small Medium Large X-Large XX-Large
Chest 33 - 35" 36 - 38" 39 - 42" 43 - 45" 46 - 48" 49 - 53"
Waist 26 - 28" 29 - 31" 32 - 34" 35 - 37" 38 - 41" 42 - 45"
Men's Flexfit Hats
SIZE Small / Medium Large / X-Large
Measurement 6 3/4 - 7 1/4" 7 1/8 - 7 5/8"
Moosejaw x Icebreaker Co-Lab Underwear
SIZE Small Medium Large X-Large XX-Large
Chest 35 3/4" 38 3/4" 42" 45" 48 1/4"
Waist 30 1/2" 33 1/4" 36" 38 3/4" 41 1/2"
Hip 37" 39 1/2" 42" 44 1/2" 47"
Height 5' 10" 5' 10 3/4" 5' 11 1/2" 6' 0 1/4" 6' 1"
Woven Bottoms 28 - 30 32 - 34 36 38 - 40 -
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Rated 5 out of 5 by from sweet hoodie I'm not a guy, but I bought this one instead of the women's version because I am really tall with long arms, so dude's stuff usually fits me better. Sure enough, I got the men's small and it fits me perfect. I'm also really skinny and the small fits me very well not tight, but not baggy either. I've got a thing for trees, and the tree on this is very awesome. The fabric is nice and soft. My kitty loves to curl up on it and use it as a bed. She is black, too, and likes it because she blends in, satisfying her instinct to camouflage herself.
Date published: 2008-08-06
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Superhero status After using my teeth to open the bag per the instructions, I held it up to show my wife what I had bought. She said she thought it looked kind of girly. But when I put it on, BAM it looked super MANLY. I'm also smarter and better looking when wearing it like when I drink red wine. Wash it first, or whatever you are wearing underneath will be black and fuzzy. Also, secure the hood string whlie washing or you'll have to feed it back in.
Date published: 2008-07-20
Rated 5 out of 5 by from sexy, functional, and warm - what more could you ask for? I bought this for my husband who was a hardcore non-zip hooded sweatshirt kind of guy. Thanks to this hoody, he's been converted. It looks fantastic on him, but fits a bit on the small side - so order a size bigger than you normally wear. Everyone compliments him on it too! I like to think it's just that I have good taste in clothes, not the fact that he looks great in it.
Date published: 2008-11-08
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Snug as a Bug at the BAMF Convention Extraordinarily comfortable, fits really well, and doesn't bunch at the bottom giving you that awkward bulge around the tummy making it look like you have a huge outtie. I get lots of compliments on it and I dig the Miyagi style Bonsai tree on the back. So if you like high fives, you should get this hoody. Just sayin.
Date published: 2009-08-04
Rated 5 out of 5 by from LONG SLIM... PERFECT! Being tall and skinny I have a hard time finding really any shirts that are slim and long enough to cover my huge torso!... Well I've finally found the perfect hoody! My friends are actually questioning me right now cause I think I might be wearing it too much. Thanks Moosejaw! for finally making the perfect fit for me!
Date published: 2008-10-07
Rated 5 out of 5 by from I can't wait to wear this! This is my 3rd Moosejaw brand item I own and I'm really starting to dig their products. They are of high quality and of high comfort! Not bad on the eyes either. This hoodie is lightweight and soft and the fabric has kind of a light waffle texture to it. It's not at all like that sweatshirty material, it's way better!
Date published: 2013-06-23
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Making you look wanted one shirt at a time! I think this hoody might actually have magical powers. Yes I may be a female, but this mans hoody was wicked sick looking so I got it. When I wear it, everyone comments on how awesome my boyfriends hoody is, thus warding off the creepy and smelly of the opposite sex! Thanks Moosejaw!!!
Date published: 2008-07-01
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Really Comfy I got this on a whim when I passed through E. Lansing, I tried it on, it was a good fit, so I bought it, took it home, tried it on again and it was meant to be. I wore it to bed the other night. I really like that it zips extremely high passed the neck so I stay warm and safe.
Date published: 2013-02-03
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