I present to you the Moosejaw Men's I've Been Everywhere Crew Neck Sweatshirt. I know someone that wears this and I'm consistently jealous of them. Some of that is due to their ability to juggle kitchen knives but most of it comes from how incredible this shirt looks. As soon as I gain like 30 pounds of muscle, I'm buying one for myself.
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