Moosejaw Carabiners are not to be used for climbing, flying airplanes, eating soup, opening closets, spying on friends, or free form jazz dancing. They do make nice key chains though.
- I don't know anyone who likes an airplane delay
- Eating can be really cool
- Lincoln logs or legos - the poor devil who has to make that choice everyday
- Do remember saying the word "cinchy" or "it's a cinch"