"Beef jerky level depedable shirt from Embassy vists to forbidden desert strongholds."
This shirt does what my girlfriend wishes she could do, which is make me look good no matter how many days in a row I don't shower. Its easy, breathable fabric is a gift from the Nomadic Gods, chosen for its tough, take no prisoners abilities. Coupled with this shirt's classy, modern fit and practical pocket placements, no woman stands a chance at casually playing hard to get when in the presence of a man sporting this gem...her walls are down and the highway to pleasure town is wide open.Tested time and again since purchasing this bad boy half lit after a bon voyage happy hour at my favorite Portland dive bar, this shirt has served as a pillar for my worldly excursions. No matter the conditions, whether it be sprinkled with whisky from her drink after dancing under the stars or doused in dirt from the last mountain lion encounter, this shirt will not falter.I wish they had more colors though. You know, for the ladies.Buy this shirt. From Moosejaw.
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