"Keeps my epic cranial capacity nice and warm"
I have a big head. Like physically massive, and this fits me without looking like someone just crammed a basketball in a lunch bag. Warm too. Covers my also large ears and the flap adds warmness to a needful area. Love it
"Great replacement for a good head of hair, and will probably get you more dates anyways...."
When I first purchased this lovely hat I was missing two things every true man needs, folical density on my noggin, and an Arc'teryx beanie. Purchasing the latter covered up the first, now a can go back to what I do best: smooching trail bunnies.