Name: Osprey Portal Triplets: Cyber, Nano and Beta
Hometown: Cortez, Colorado
Capacity: Cyber | 1,098 cu.in. Beta | 732 cu.in. Nano | 305 cu.in.
Weight: Cyber | 1lb 6oz Beta | 1lb 6oz Nano | 1lb 3oz
What's the worst Pick-up line you've ever heard?
Cyber: Oh, the usual stuff like, "Hey how about you unzip your flap and we get this party started."
Beta: Or like, "I’d like to slide my iPad into your port." Nano’s always letting randoms put their tablets in her port.
Nano: That’s not true, I do not.
You all have a lot in common: padded laptop sleeves, Airscape Back panels, and a great touch-window port. Do people mix you up a lot? What makes each of you unique?
Cyber: Well I’m a technical, urban day-pack. My front panel zips down to expose my padded tablet sleeve and touch port window.
Beta: I’m a traditional courier bag with a side access, scratch-free pocket for your phone or shades. I open up to reveal my tablet sleeve and touch port window.
Nano: I look like a simple shoulder bag, but my FlipSlide design allows the tablet to easily slide from the fleece-lined sleeve into the touch sensitive port window. Everyone always gets a kick out of that trick.
What's the best or most creative pick-up line you've ever heard?
Cyber: My best, by far, was, "You’re so equipped to handle all my needs, and you bring order to my life. I’d be totally lost without you."
Beta: I have been told, "Your port window is so smooth and sensitive to my touch. Almost like there is nothing there."
Nano: No one’s ever said anything like that to me. I’m starting to think maybe I should hold out for the real thing.
What are your biggest turn-ons?
"Your Mom" Jokes
What are your biggest turn-offs?
We had a great session with the Osprey Portal Triplets. If you want more details and specs on the Portal Series check them out here, or you can enter to win one for yourself, plus we're throwing in a real iPad.