Right now we're giving away a kick ass $100 Mystery Gift with any Item over $99. You're definitely going to spend $99 this year on something, so you might as well do it now and get the free Mystery Gift.

Here's a decent list of things you were thinking of getting, and what you should get instead:

1. You were probably going to get a monogramed iPhone, but you should forget that and get a new Moosejaw Jacket instead
2. Your baby was going to get you a Land Rover for Halloween, but please ask her to get you a new tent instead
3. You should for sure postpone getting a pair of fancy jeans in lieu of a new backpack

• Only one Mystery Gift per person with purchase of any item over $99.
• Qualifying item value is after any other applicable discounts and before tax and shipping charges.
• Qualifying item excludes gift cards.
• You CANNOT get a Mystery Gift with the purchase of a Gift Card. Sorry about it.
• The deal is NOT good with full price Patagonia items.
• Cannot be combined with any other offers or applied to prior orders.
• The Mystery Gift cannot be refunded or exchanged. This is important so I'm going to repeat it. The Mystery Gift cannot be refunded or exchanged.
• The $100 worth of stuff in each Mystery Gift is at least $100 at the normal retail price as opposed to a sale price.
• Offer ends on Sunday, October 28, 2012, or while supplies last, so please snap to.